Charlie's a taxi-driving money junkie who hates Friday nights. Tonight would be different, he could feel it in his water. Ella's knee is a supernatural version of the pony express, except that it only brings bad news. Sometimes tragic news. This time, Ella felt tragic.

With a belly-full of home-made whisky, Robbie prepares for manhood by following his family tradition of shooting at least one trespassing townie, before his mum and dad get home from the pub.

The BMW was on autopilot. Jackie was on the horn. Luckily, he was still on the right side of consciousness. Just. He was having a ninety-four miles per hour identity crisis.

Who exactly was Jock Tamson? And what is his Legacy?

This Comic tragedy of errors will reveal all!

Friday nights may never be the same again. And that's a fact.