A hilarious collection of short stories from award-winning author Tim Harris that will have readers laughing out loud.

Have you ever been followed home by a giant seagull? What are the 79 craziest excuses for talking in class? What happens when the pages of a book go to war against each other? And why is a simple chicken soup recipe one of life’s more difficult tasks? Find out in this hilarious collection of short stories. One thing is guaranteed - you will NEVER pick the endings!