Now available in paperback! This cookbook takes all kitchen novices on a fun, chilled-out journey from boiling an egg to mastering stir fry, chilli, pies, desserts and beyond. You will also find ideas and inspiration for Valentine's Day, Halloween and the festive season. Step away from all those boring recipe books and join our alien friends and 2 robots (called Gas and Kev) as we explore those mysterious kitchens on Earth. In addition to the stepped instructions for a range of recipes, we have also provided a few jokes and antidotes to keep you smiling.

Whether you're an alien explorer passing through on your way to a wormhole traffic conference, a galactic warlord hiding out in Grimsby, or a barista called Brian, you have the opportunity to expand your culinary skills and impress your friends.

We have included real photos of what the food actually looks like.

Welcome to our first alien guide to life on Earth!

Our guides are designed for all aliens living on Earth and human novices of all types. Enjoy...