Family Romance

Tom Bradley

Format
Paperback
Publisher
Baubo Books
Published
4 January 2021
Pages
302
ISBN
9781735426501

Family Romance

Tom Bradley

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From Patterson’s unconsciousness a hundred images geyser forth. Observing no order, acknowledging no linguistic import, they loom up in Bradley’s face and gradually coalesce into this–

Family Romance

–whose narrator abides with his rapacious mother and semi-catatonic sister on the right bank of the Judeuphrates River. They groan under a Sovereign Ecclesiarchy consecrated to their national/racial tutelary deity, the Divine Krystelle Rex, whose prophet and agent on earth is the Grand Religiopath.

On the opposite bank of the Judeuphrates are the sandy haunts of the Relict Amalekites. These are physiologically peculiar wretches upon whom the Grand Religiopath has renewed the sentence of genocide originally declared upon their remote ancestors by Jehovah in the first book of Samuel.

Our narrator’s father has waded the river to please himself behaving like a traitor-apostate among the Relict Amalekites. Refugees have crossed over in the opposite direction and are occupying the family backyard. They turn out to be odd creatures, with shoulder teeth, ostrich legs, and problematic crotches.

Meanwhile, Mom won’t stop trying to mount her children…

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