Professor Ashton Caldo is a lecher. His need for sexual gratification is an addiction. His drive to find his next sexual conquest is so strong that it breaks social norms and can even be dangerous. Years ago, he was a surfer and hot ladies' man. Now middle aged, he makes a terrible realization. With his increased maturity, women are no longer drawn to him, and Caldo can't imagine a worse fate. In a state of desperation, he convinces himself that the love of one certain woman could be his salvation. If he wins Lisa, his youth and allure will be restored. To win her love, he believes he must go to New Guinea where he will learn dark magic to bring back to Southern California. This frantic decision leads him down an increasingly perilous path ... until he accidentally discovers how to truly love.