A perennial bestseller that begins with a warning: Proceed with caution. This book is only for those with a twisted imagination. Be prepared to leave conventional thought behind and join the ranks of the demented and insane. Previously published as Would You Rather…?, with 356,000 copies in print, Damned If You Do… is an addictive game in a book that challenges readers to ask - and attempt to answer - more than 400 questions that range from the heinous to the nauseating to the downright disturbing. Each is a field-tested conversation starter guaranteed to provoke ridiculous fun, break the ice at any party, and, like some kind of sick Rorschach test, open a unique window into the minds of friends and family.

Some questions delight in their own grossness: Would you rather … Eat three earthworms - OR - wear a necklace made of them on your wedding day? Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs - OR - three fat men with bad breath? Some force you to reveal values: Would you rather … Age only from the neck up - OR - age only from the neck down? Be stupid and rich - OR - smart and poor? Some create that squirming sensation: Would you rather … Get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose - OR - inside your inner ear? And some are just deliciously absurd. Each question also features related, often off-the-wall information, from quotes to dumb jokes to delightfully odd trivia (326-pound President William Howard Taft once got stuck in the White House bathroom).