This is our translation and illustration of an epic story. This is the story of the bovine holiday, Udertag, that celebrates the great Guruder - straight from the moos of our little blue calf mascot, Oen! It is a coloring book for beginning to advanced colorists. It is a coloring book for those with a sense of whimsy and wonder - and especially for those with a sense of humor and love of mythos. Enjoy! Oen & Crew For more Oen and Udertag, visit http: //blog.voxpopular.us! Guruder’s Origins In a time and land far away, the great, primeval bovine Guruder was birthed from the icy hills of the world before worlds. She heaved her mighty bulk from the rocky loins, and joined Ymir at the time just after creation. From Guruder’s great teats, Ymir supped. From the great blocks of icy salt that surrounded them, Guruder supped; until one day, from these, Buri was formed and freed. Her first wondrous deeds among many complete, the cow who would be mother of all beasts and many deities, journeyed forth. As Guruder wandered, she regularly shed her guises. In some times she walked as a cow. In other times, she strode as a bull; with great horns that carried the sun from horizon to horizon. From shed bones’ marrow came the fertile muds of the rivers. From shed leather, horns and hooves, other beasts of the land gained their forms. From teats, always full, leaked the milk of life; showering the once barren hills and plains. And so the great Guruder walks the earth to this day, a cow or bull of plenty, for human and ruminant alike.