Would you rather have a hose for a nose…or 26 toes? This hilarious book presents readers with side-splitting scenarios that make them choose between monster moms and dinosaur dads, crying your eyes out or laughing your head off, and ants in your pants or poo on your shoe. Comical artwork perfectly illustrates these outrageous scenarios, which will keep readers turning the pages and asking for more! A kid-friendly introduction to critical thinking and humor, this book is sure to charm even the most reluctant reader.