Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.

Filled with clever mazes, trivia, searches, and puzzles all focused on the act, history, and science of pooing, 52 Things to do While You Poo will keep you entertained for as long as you need.