I Hate Ann Coulter!

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much.

– Ann Coulter on 9/11 widows in Godless: The Church of Liberalism

At first we thought she was amusing. Disrespectful? Yes. But that mouth of hers was sassy, and we kind of liked it. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a fatal attraction, a political bunny boiler. By the time she insulted the 9/11 widows, we were over her – the Cult of Coulter wasn’t funny anymore.

I Hate Ann Coulter! is the first step toward ridding ourselves – as a country – of Ann Coulter. By examining her life and writings, interviewing high school classmates who remember Ann when she was a chubby brunette (presumably before she sold her soul to be thin, blond, and pure evil), and chronicling her Black Tuesday (6/6/06) Today show appearance, when she stopped pushing the envelope and simply set it on fire, we hope to do our part to put her in her place once and for all.