If you’re like most people, you’ve probably had an encounter or two with the police. C'mon, you can admit it. We’re not calling you a criminal, but who among us hasn’t committed the occasional small-time offense and somehow gotten away with it? You’ll be shocked at what some people are willing to do just to avoid one measly speeding ticket. Some of their tactics are so brilliant that they’ll make you slap your forehead and say, Man, I wish that I’d thought of that. Some are so wacky and off the wall that you’ll find yourself saying, I could never do that. And some, well, some are just downright bizarre. Have you ever eaten your own soiled underwear to get out of a DUI? Some poor sap did. And that’s just the beginning. For the first time ever, we’ve gathered the best of these stories-from the hilarious to the weird to the really weird-for one amazing collection. *All names and places have been changed to protect the guilty.