Left behind in the grip of a mammogram while the technician yells Fire! and leaves the room… laughed at by vacationers as she pushes her grey-muzzled wiener dogs in their strollers on the beach… passed by kindergartners as she pedals her comfortable bike around the neighborhood… walking through the King Tut exhibit with bloody feet because she forgot to pack comfortable shoes… learning to strip for exercise and trying not to fall down laughing…praying the people at the craft store do an intervention on her behalf… setting off the smoke alarm while taking a relaxing bath…being called a Cougar and not being at all happy about it… This is the all-too-true funny life of award-winning humor writer, Leigh Anne Jasheway. And it’s all here in Confessions of a Semi-Natural Woman. Read this book and you’ll laugh in a very unladylike manner. There could perhaps even be snorting and gasping for air. It wouldn’t be bad advice to strap on a pair of adult diapers, just in case.