This book just might save a dude from death by dust inhalation. Especially one who assumes his toilet bowl cleans itself. Need a college graduation gift? Need a Father’s Day present? Need a gag gift for a divorcee? This is the book is for him. Sweep Her Off Her Feet gives my cleaning-challenged compadre funny, yet practical instructions for quickly getting his place date-ready. It even provides the list of weapons a bachelor will carry into battle against the dark and dirty forces that have invaded his castle.Kitchen? Open the fridge. Throw out anything you don’t immediately remember buying, won’t pass the whiff test or has condensation inside the bottle.

Bathroom? Remember, women use TP every time they go. Every time. You’re gonna need a back up roll, brother. Also, spend the extra ten seconds it takes to place the roll on the actual toilet paper dispenser. This, by itself, will distinguish you from 90% of the guys she ever dated.

Testimonial: I wish he had this book forty years ago - Jamie’s Mom Jamie Reidy is an author and recovering slob. His first book served as the basis for the movie Love and Other Drugs, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Jamie. (Jamie really likes typing that sentence.)