Who wants to live forever? No one, it turns out.

Paranormal detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith have a problem.

Following an ill-advised time travel adventure, Smith is immortal…and he’s not happy about it. He lashes out against everyone and everything. When the detectives go on daytime television, Smith whistleblows the existence of vampires.

The public fallout is immense.

While vampires plot revenge, the detectives and their family are targeted by protestors, monster rights activists, and an aesthetics-obsessed billionaire ready to make the men an offer that will change their lives (and afterlives) forever.

Can they die happily ever after?

About the Series

The Brooks & Smith series presents a satirical take on paranormal detectives. It is often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. Time Purge is Book #2.