Petunia’s final year of high school would be much easier if she didn’t still look like a twelve year old, or if her mother bought her battle armor instead of cute clothes, or if she hadn’t made friends with Marilyn.

With sarcasm and determination Petunia faces her senior year at Punkie’s Hound High. She is used to Chastity, the cheerleader, and John Wayne Lee, the quarterback, but Marilyn’s arrival puts a whole new spin on high school relationships. She may be exactly what Petunia needs, but first they need to survive.