Nicky Burkett is back… unfortunately. When the geezer in front of him gets shafted down the job centre, Nicky Burkett finds himself in being the witness to a murder. Pretty f**king inconvenient, especially as he didn’t get a chance to sign on. But when his best mate gets shot in the street, Nicky realises he is now embroiled in an international crime war. With gangsters trying to kill him and cops trying to nick him, Walthamstow’s wide boy must try to stay alive and more importantly stop his bird Noreen from nagging him. Luckily, Walthamstow’s wide boy is wider than most.