Sail up the beautiful Monongahela River as the various assortments are traveling with the Olde Salte of a Sailor on the steamship, the Pedelkee Steamer. This book does answer the question, What’s a Pedelkee? The yardapes return along with the dachshunds, Heidi and Squirrel. Discover the home habitat of the Rocky Mountain Oysters and dine at Cafe Bowl-a-Far. If possible, avoid the dish of revenge, best served cold. You will meet the Chief Prettiest Officer and quake at the Master and Commander, lord of all she purveys. So get to Zigtootinburg, PA, buy your ticket, set up a deck chair and settle back. Don’t forget your bicorn hat! Enjoy the cruise. (Avoid the Glorps!)