HUMOR AND COMMENTARY INSIDE. SEE TRIGGER WARNING FOR THE PERPETUALLY OFFENDED. Only read if you understand humor and have been missing it because you’ve been surrounded by those who wear pussy-hats. Angela K. Durden is a Citizen Journalist; songwriter; inventor of technology; crime novelist; performer; overall genius; author of other books; autodidact; and polymath. As a Southern woman, she gets away with saying stuff that would get others shot but knows how to fake sincerity by prefacing comments with words and phrases like Sweetie pie, Honey, Sugah, and so forth. Durden give feathers because most folks aren’t worth a whole bird.