Remember the weird kid in grade school who picked at every part of his body except his nose? You know, the one witht he homemade clothes junior high? The weirdo who was into Star Trek? The guy who sat alone at lunch? The one who never went on a date? The first person you thought of when you saw that drawing of the Unabomber? Well, that kid grew up. He grew up, he convinced someone to marry him, purchased a home, wrote a few books, and even became a step-grandfather (if that’s a thing). Goats Eat Cans is his story. In Volume 3, Steven Novak continues to recount the mostly woeful tales of his life in the uniquely peculiar way only he can. There are even more inappropriate bodily functions, a load of awkward mishaps, and a whole lot of obscure pop culture references that only the nerdiest of the nerds will recognize. Goats Eat Cans features 50 stories, 50 illustrations, a cartoon rendering of him pulling a woman from a car wreck. So that’s pretty cool.