Over the course of four years, A.J. Schmitz sent hundreds of stupid, funny and absurd emails to a variety of random companies under the pseudonym Norman Willy Frillman. These emails were so dumb, he was convinced no one would respond. But not only did they respond, they sent him coupons, stickers and other free stuff! Originally posted on Norman’s cult website Really Funny Emails, these ridiculous emails are now collected in DEAR NORMAN for your reading pleasure.