THE FIRST THING THEY PRONOUNCE YOU IN LIFE IS HUSBAND AND WIFE. THE NEXT THING IS DEAD. Up till now, preparing for marriage was a lot like preparing for death: You didn’t know what was ahead and there was nothing you could do about it anyway! LIFE SENTENCE changes all that with honest, guy-to-guy advice and counsel. Think of it this way: It’s like getting your grubby hands on the other team’s playbook before the big game. Which is why it’s the one book they – girlfriends, fiancees, and divorce lawyers – don’t want you to read. You’ll gain valuable insights into:

BEING ENGAGED: It’s the romantic equivalent of being in cyberspace. The ring is like signing a lease with an option to buy.

FIDELITY: If you think that fidelity is a raw deal, remember that she made the same deal. With you. You’re the last guy she gets.

GOLF: Never, ever play with her.