Emu is a literary cult named after a bird improvised from the spare parts of other birds, a bird that never flies because flying is a cliche. Emu is I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME spoken at the speed of light. Emu is literature’s barber shop, where Dadaism, Surrealism, L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E get their weltanschauung trimmed and catch up on the latest sports gossip. The Emu Dialogues is a book for anyone who was ever asked the question, why is an Orange? and answered because ice cream has no bones!