Two Old Farts is the story of two retired friends. While browsing the internet, Frank and Jack hear the most senior military general in North Korea present a plan to his premier for a war of retribution for Japan's attack on Korea in 1905.

Having been born in the 1930s, our friends are aware of the hot and cold wars that plagued the 20th century. Not letting age hold them back, they engage a stockbroker to run a cover business to fund their covert spying on North Korea. With the aid of a Kirlian camera, this little band of conspirators are the only people who can prevent World War III.