Belonging to a human herd is every doggie's dream. (Yeah, possibly, if you enjoy the way small humans scream!) Their shrieks are horrifying-why on Earth are they so loud?! My barking is forbidden, but their yelling is allowed? ... Speaking of my fur, those kids just love to yank and pull. The youngest loves to grip and tug till both her hands are full! I'm lucky that I don't resemble funny hairless cats- I know what you are thinking... Yes, those felines look like rats! ... Their cuddles can be tolerable... even kind of sweet. And, boy, it feels so special every time I get a treat! Their belly rubs are magical-the kids, they know their stuff. Those little moments make up for the times they get too rough. An instant classic, The Trouble with Children (According to Dog) humorously highlights the challenges our four-legged family members experience with their human children, while subtly giving instruction for how best to interact with their family dog. A beautifully illustrated and hilarious story sure to tug at the heartstrings!