New kids aren’t cool. Everyone knows that. Eleven-year-old Sam is the new kid at school but he has a plan, or two, or three to make himself the most popular kid ever. What you are about to read is unforgettable (lonely losers, frog underpants, human umbrellas, bad boys …). It’s bumpy (jumping out a window is never a good idea). It’s the story of a kid who wants to be more. P.S. Sam was not harmed (too much) during the telling of this story.