You Get to Wipe a Poopy Butt

Nothing prepares you for this … Happy daddy, baby in his arms, walking through the kitchen on the way to the shower. Pausing for a brief moment to talk with my wife about something when I felt it … it was warm and sliding down my arm …
He pooped on me! With no time to react and a quick follow-up fart we both stood there speechless surveying how the tiny 3-month old buns had somehow managed to spray poop on the upper and lower cabinets and the countertop in between. Little man … he simply grinned the whole time.
This is one of many priceless and messy moments that are headed your way. Go ahead, pull up a chair, kick your feet up and let us talk about the adventure of being a dad. Why? Well…you get to wipe a poopy butt.