From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING,** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you’ve never heard.

FRUIN To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it.
SPEWTIFUL A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL.
UDDER PANTS Undies for cows.
ICKYPEDIA A disgusting book you should never, ever read.
‘It’s full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.’ Roald Dull****
‘This is the worst dictionary ever published.’ A teacher
‘You will actually get stupider by reading this book.’ A scientist.
‘Delicious!’ A donkey.
‘The best book ever written!’ The Listies, who wrote it.

*To burp the alphabet. **Freaking people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. *** Fantastically gross. **** The world’s most boring children’s author (not be confused with Roald Dahl).