Morris Gleitzman

Help Around the House

Morris Gleitzman

Ludo helps other people. It’s how he was brought up. When Dad is elected to Federal Parliament, Ludo grabs the chance to make Australia an even better place. But he…

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Morris Gleitzman

The kitchen was a mess. Packets and jars had been flung around. Half the stuff in the fridge was on the floor. There was a trail of flour running along…

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Teacher’s Pet

Morris Gleitzman

‘What do you take to Pets Day at school when youre allergic to cats and the new principal? A very large stray dog of couse. Answering that question is much…

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Water Wings

Morris Gleitzman

Pearl’s life is decidedly wonky. Her dad’s run off, her mum doesn’t love her, her cousin Mitch is mad and her guinea pig’s in the freezer. The only thing she…

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Worm Story

Morris Gleitzman

Wilton has no tendrils, no friends and no idea why he’s so different to all the other microbes in his stretch of the intestine. So, he’s going where no microbe…

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The Other Facts of Life

Morris Gleitzman

There are some things Ben doesn’t understand. His unwilling father is sent to explain the facts of life to him - only to find the questions Ben asks are far…

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Second Childhood

Morris Gleitzman

Mark and his friends discover they’ve lived before. Not only that, they were famous people. But when they find out they’ve been responsible for several of the world’s big problems…

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Aristotle’s Nostril

Morris Gleitzman

Simultaneous release with the print edition. Morris next hilarious installment of internal parasites and bodily fluids sure to charm the kids. From the author who created the memorable world of…

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Toad Delight

Morris Gleitzman

The jaw-dropping details of one slightly squashed cane toad’s adventures on TV. And his shock when he discovers what’s cooking ..

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Toad Rage

Morris Gleitzman

Limpy can’t understand why humans hate all cane toads so much - they even squash them with their cars. He is determined to save his own family from ending up…

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Toad Heaven

Morris Gleitzman

When we last saw our intrepid hero, Limpy, he’d turned the Games upside down and found some peace with the human position on cane toads. This time, Limpy has more…

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Toad Surprise

Morris Gleitzman

Limpy has a dream. A dream where cane toads and humans live happily together. Surely, this time Limpy will be able to show humans how nice cane toads can be…

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Snot Chocolate: and other funny stories

Morris Gleitzman

Very Yummy Stories.Stop your mum picking her nose, read the secret diary of a dog, catch a bus and then let it go, discover how one slice of toast can…

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Maybe

Morris Gleitzman

Blending humour and heart, Maybe is a coming-of-age story about identity, family, and the search for truth and explores the devastating and long-lasting impact of loss and trauma.

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Loyal Creatures

Morris Gleitzman

In 2014 Morris Gleitzman promises to captivate his fans yet again with another heart-rending and compelling novel set in wartime. Once, Then, After and Now took us inside young people…

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Soon

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

After the Nazis took my parents I was scared. After they killed my best friend I was angry. After I joined the partisans and helped defeat the Nazis I was…

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Soon (Audiobook)

Morris Gleitzman

I hoped the Nazis would be defeated. And they were. I hoped the war would be over. And it was. I hoped we would be safe. But we aren’t. Soon…

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After

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In the fourth part of Felix’s story, continuing his adventures in World War Two, he faces perhaps his greatest challenge - to find hope when he’s lost almost everything, including…

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Extra Time

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When 13-year-old Matt is discovered impressing the livestock in an Aussie country town with his remarkable soccer skills, he’s offered the chance of a lifetime - a try-out at one…

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Pizza Cake

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

A collection of stories that lets you save ten lives with a paperclip, discover how a big banana can ruin your sister’s holiday, make a new friend with a garbage…

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Too Small To Fail

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

What do you do when your mum, your dad and sixteen camels are in trouble and only you can save them? The sometimes sad but mostly funny story of a…

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Now

Morris Gleitzman

In this sequel to Then, Felix is a grandfather. He has mostly buried the painful memories of his childhood, but they resurface when his granddaughter Zelda comes to stay with…

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Then

Morris Gleitzman

I had a plan for me and Zelda Pretend to be someone else Find new parents Be safe forever Then the Nazis came

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Once

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

For three years and eight months Felix has lived in a convent orphanage high in the mountains of Poland. He is different from the other orphans, though, as Felix is…

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Give Peas A Chance

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

While Ginger and her dog, Anthony organise the ultimate party, Wilton the worm meets Aristotle the nose germ in an unexpected location and Ben tries to save the world by…

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Doubting Thomas

Morris Gleitzman

The truth is … Thomas has an embarrassing secret. Is it a rare and special gift or the worst thing that could happen to a boy? A story about best…

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Girl Underground

Morris Gleitzman

Bridget has made a friend at her posh new school, Menzies, the son of the Federal Minister for National Development. Then she finds out about Menzies’ pen-friend, Jamal, who is…

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Boy Overboard

Morris Gleitzman

A story of adventure, ball control and hope. Can Jamal and his family survive their incredible journey and get to Australia?

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Deadly! Bindup

Paul Jennings,Morris Gleitzman

ALL SIX BOOKS IN ONE!Join Amy and Sprocket as they uncover deadly secret after deadly secret on the most tumultuous journey of their lives. An adventure full of delight, terror…

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Bumface

Morris Gleitzman,Morris Gleitzman

Angus dreams of being bold, brave, wild and free, like Bumface the pirate in the stories he tells his younger siblings. Instead he’s his mum’s Mr Dependable, always looking after…

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Gift of the Gab

Morris Gleitzman

This is the hilarious, heart-stopping climax to the adventures of Rowena Batts, heroine of Blabber Mouth and Sticky Beak (also available from Bolinda Audio). Morris Gleitzman again shows himself to…

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Blabber Mouth

Morris Gleitzman

First published in 1992.

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Sticky Beak

Morris Gleitzman

Rowena Batts has enough problems in her life without adopting a crazy cockatoo. She’s just splattered two hundred grown-ups with jelly and custard, and her dad’s getting married to her…

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Wicked! Bind Up

Paul Jennings,Morris Gleitzman

Something very weird is happening to Dawn and Rory. And it’s not just their new step-family. Slurping slobberers want to suck their bones out. Strange steel sheep want to smash…

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Two Weeks with the Queen

Morris Gleitzman

If you want something done properly, Colin reckons, go straight to the top! After all, if the Queen can’t help, who can?

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Misery Guts

Morris Gleitzman

Keith thinks his parents need cheering up. But a coat of tropical mango hi-gloss paint, a haddock-shaped chocolate birthday cake and a parrot fish don’t seem to be enough. And…

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Puppy Fat

Morris Gleitzman

A sequel to Misery Guts and Worry Warts . Now that they’re divorced and living in England, Keith’s parents have really gone to seed. His mum spends all her time…

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Morris Gleitzman

Help Around the House

Adults Only

Teacher’s Pet

Water Wings

Worm Story

The Other Facts of Life

Second Childhood

Aristotle’s Nostril

Toad Delight

Toad Rage

Toad Heaven

Toad Surprise

Snot Chocolate: and other funny stories

Maybe

Loyal Creatures

Soon

Soon (Audiobook)

After

Extra Time

Pizza Cake

Too Small To Fail

Now

Then

Once

Give Peas A Chance

Doubting Thomas

Girl Underground

Boy Overboard

Deadly! Bindup

Bumface

Gift of the Gab

Blabber Mouth

Sticky Beak

Wicked! Bind Up

Two Weeks with the Queen

Misery Guts

Puppy Fat